Fun Religious Thoughts

There is a Lutheren church near by that always has the cutest sayings on their sign out front. Some of the cute ones, I can remember, are:

"God answers Knee-mail"

"You don't have anything to be thankful for? Check your pulse."

"Can't sleep? Don't count sheep, talk to the shepherd."

I really like going past to see what they have on the board. Hope you like them. If I see any other good ones, maybe I will post them also.